Psychology Poems...Psychometrics with a Twist
Psychology Riddle
Who seizes clients by their cognitionsand berates them into meek submission?
He's PsychoDel
the one to beat.
PsychoDel
The name on the street
Who restructures schemas in effective ways,
makes booze and drugs the stuff of bygone days?
He's Psychodel
the psychologist from Hell
Back Ward
One year on,still the huddled forms
in a ward
the world has forgotten.
Rocking,
seeking inner comfort,
relief from bleak surrounds,
noxious odours,
distant sounds,
remnants of dignity lie scattered,
detritus on the floor of the world.
Time seems to pass
right through some people.
Cognitive Therapy Limerick
Many people declared Aaron Beckhave thoughts that are often suspect:
their errors in thinking
lead to emotional sinking
and they end up nervously wrecked.
Cognitive Therapy Reframing
My fear of spontaneous human combustionwas treated with CBT.
It has given me hope
and the skills to cope
by challenging my cognition
When once I dreaded conflagration,
now I only fear ignition.
Socratic Questioning
Socratic questioning is my Achilles heel,all this CBT is Greek to me.
Is it true that I think therefore I feel,
or is this all just Sophistry?